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Unfortunately one of the world’s most heinous hairstyles ever to emerge and thrive has actually become a cultural phenomenon. I’m speaking of the “Business in the front, Party in the back” or “Tennessee Waterfall.” The mullet hairstyle has branched out from country music videos to professional wrestlers all the way to trailer park circles.

Now we may not always agree with Iran on politics, but I think they’ve got a winner this time. The Daily Telegraph reports that Iranian officials have released a strict style guide for Iranian men to abide by. The government has comprised a list that includes a catalog of acceptable hairstyles. Fashions deemed inappropriate consist of slicked-back ponytails, long hair lengths, exaggerated spikes, and yes, the mullet.

Personally I think it’s a great idea. No man should ever need or want a mullet. Sorry Billy Ray, but someone’s got to say it. It’s just flat out tacky.

The hair handbook was published and issued earlier this month in hopes of eliminating distasteful western styles. The proposed styles have been chosen and inspired by the Iranian culture, complexion, and religion. Pompadours, facial hair such as goatees, and side parts are OK, but excessive use of hair gel is frowned upon. Barbershops offering western hairstyles beware. They have been fined and penalized in the past and officials are not afraid to do so again. First-time offenders will receive an unbecoming short-back-and-sides cut, but successive delinquents face stiffer fines.

Iran’s hard-faced Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance has given the project its necessary stamp of authorization. Officials hope that the introduction of this ban will create some sort of social identity. The catalog is supposed to be in full circulation by the reveal of the Modesty and Veil Festival, an event geared towards promoting the new dress codes.

Although I’m all for banning the mullet and we could probably throw those pesky Bump Its in there too, I’m not quite sure if this is just another example of Iran’s oppressive organization limiting civilian rights. Or is bad hair an entirely different topic that should simply be left out of government ordinance?

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It began in 2006 as a hit Disney Channel TV series and then branched out to the big screen in 2008 with Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds Concert.  Now the “Hannah Montana” phenomenon is all grown up with a full-length feature film entitled Hannah Montana: The Movie.  Just as the franchise continues to grow in success, the film depicts Hannah’s continued climb to stardom as an international pop sensation.

At the film’s start, Hannah seems to be the girl who has everything, but somewhere amidst the hair, make-up and Rodeo Drive shopping sprees, Miley has begun to get lost in the shuffle.  In an attempt to help her return to her roots, Miley’s father (Billy Ray Cyrus) tricks her into going home to Tennessee for her grandma’s birthday.  This is where the adventure begins, as Miley reconnects with her family, falls in love and rediscovers herself in the countryside of her home town of Crowley Corners.  Miley is joined on the big screen by several favorites from the TV show and additional cameos by Tyra Banks, Taylor Swift, and Rascal Flatts.

Hannah Montana: The Movie was definitely not on my must see list, but since it was a slow weekend as far as releases, I thought I would give it a shot for the sake of you, i am that girl readers.  I walked into the theater with several preconceived notions about this film, despite the fact that I’ve never even seen an episode of the TV series.  I was expecting screaming tweens, blond wigs, and bad pop songs… So when I actually got a touching coming-of-age story, I was pleasantly surprised.

Miley is likeable on-screen and it’s hard not to fall for her charm and youthful energy.  There is an innocence about her that is endearing and the film proves to be genuine and heartfelt overall.  While the plot seems fairly generic and borders on corny cliché at times, it is perfectly suited for its target demographic of young girls.  There is also a wholesome message at the film’s core about finding yourself by returning to your roots and the importance of knowing where you’re from to get to where you’re going.

In the end, it’s all about the journey or “the climb” as they refer to it in the film and as Miley learns, no matter how much commercial or financial success you may achieve, knowing who you are and staying true to yourself is the true definition of success.  The film also offers an interesting depiction of fame through the Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana dichotomy, delving into how notoriety can change people and the importance of staying grounded.  In terms of production value, this big-version is well shot and directed and while the music lacks originality, it’s still catchy and appropriate for the story.

That Girl says: Like it! This is almost embarrassing to admit, but Disney delivers an upbeat and uplifting tale that is sure to make audiences smile.  It may be formulaic, but it’s a formula that works and transfers nicely from the small to the big screen.  Amidst the clutter at the box office, it’s encouraging to find a film that promotes the importance of a woman knowing herself and Miley seems to be a positive role model that young girls can identify with.

Release Date:  April 10th, 2009 (Wide Release)
Running Time:  102 minutes
Rated:  G
Company:  Walt Disney Pictures
Cast: Miley Cyrus – Hannah Montana / Miley Stewart
Billy Ray Cyrus – Robby Ray Stewart
Emily Osment – Lilly Truscott / Lola Luftnagle
Jason Earles – Jackson Stewart
Mitchel Musso – Oliver Oken / Mike Standley III
Moises Arias – Rico
Lucas Till – Travis Brody
Vanessa Williams – Vita
Margo Martindale – Ruby
Director: Peter Chelsom
Official Site: http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/hannahmontanamovie/#/home

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